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She is one of the most dangerous and powerful people in the known universe

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I like cats

Anonymous said: u got kik??

Yaaaahhhh

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darthmater:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

long ago, the four augustuses lived in harmony.

then, everything changed when the metaphors attacked

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phantomfate:

merylstreeptease:

It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

There needs to be more

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departured:

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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grass10:

grass10:

my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest

my brother is in the United States Marine Corps

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ruinedchildhood:

If the Hannah Montana theme had updated video clips

Jesus fuckin Christ

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dykesupremacy:

when straight girls take pictures of themselves kissing their female friend on the cheek and caption it “lol we’re such lesbos/dykes/lezzas” or some other lesbophobic slur 

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